Good advice: Girls & Guys

Girl likes Guy, Guy likes Girl.

Girl and Guy meet up in the halls of education
Awkwardness ensues as they both think of something to say
For Girl it's easy.
Being a talkative, social creature Girl has dominated the art of idle conversation
Boy, on the other hand, stares and adds the occasional "mhmm" to make sure it looks like he understands
The encounter ends as it began, in awkwardness, as they part.
After hours of learning, comes the wait...

Quite quiet and queer for both parties
Girl starves for attention from the object of her affection
She falters between busying herself with things to take her mind off of Guy and staring at her phone hoping it rings and it's Guy.
"Buzz!"
"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!"
(Girl screams, fumbles with phone)
"?!?!?!?!?Hello!?!?!?!?"

"This is the ASPCA calling. We'd like to discu...."
(Click! SSSLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Girl screams louder as she turns her phone into a missile, hurling it into a pillow to express her frustration while simultaneously ensuring the safety of her phone and hope that Guy might still be able to call)
Guy all the while, is sitting at home wondering
"Should I text her? If she really does like me, she'll come to me...."
(Guy smirks confidently and leans back in his chair)
Early morning hours come and facebook call to Guy whose consumed in insomnia.
First news feed bulletin Guy's eyes happen upon: "Girl and 26 other friends joined the group 'You're the guy, you text me first!!!!!!!!!"
Guy notices comment left by Girl that should not be read aloud...
"Dangit!"
Guy flops on bed in frustration
(School bells)
Girl is angry after receiving no call or text
she seethes and glares while her heart screams, "MY GOD, WILL YOU PLEASE FLIRT WITH ME!!!"

A single rose and teddy bear, clad in apparel of Girl's favorite color appear from behind Guy's back
seething discontinues and a string of toothy pearls appears in reply.
Moral of the story: Guy's text first.